Anticipation Ace Pillows

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."

Whack-a-molecule

Failure/Due Diligence

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Are you done yet?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Prepper Dog

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Life Is Just A Game

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Politician with lots of address books

"You're closer. You get it."

"I've half a mind to protest."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

"We're still pre-rich."

Wordplay: Mediator.

Suspense

"My email is down, so if you need to communicate with me, use this."

Speeding in a video game

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

The split end is near.

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.