Anticipation Addict Pillows

They hated me.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I think I see the problem."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."