Anticipation Addict Prints

10 … 9 … 8 … What? What are you doing? 7 … 6 … 5 … What? What's about to happen?! 4 … 3 … 2 … What?! What happens at 1? What happens at 1?! Hmm. A whole second early.

They hated me.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Corporate Success

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'We're proud to present you with the procrastinator of the year award. We haven't gotten around to ordering your framed certificate yet, though.'

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?