Astronomy Humor Pillows

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Climbing to the moon

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

New Years Reolutions

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Nostrildamus.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Cola Observatory

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'