Astro Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"Bad news, Sol - you've got planets...!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

First attempt at the Big Bang

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Chalk Bored

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Bait & Tackle

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'Bugger!'

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Nostrildamus.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Take an opportunity to go shopping for attire!

"Welcome to the end of time!"

Nasa's going to give the moon a moon. What? It's going to capture an asteroid and put it in lunar orbit so we can practice docking with it and maybe mine it. Do you think it's too late for me to become and astronaut? I would love to be the first human being to say "can you hear me now" from an asteroid. Your deeds will be remember for centuries. I want to be the first human to moon the moon from the moon's moon.

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Angels give God a joke - a box with an earth on a spring inside.