Astro Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"Bad news, Sol - you've got planets...!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Chalk Bored

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

Nostrildamus.

"According to my readings the moon really is made of cheese. Judging by its consistency, I think we've landed in Brie!!"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Bait & Tackle

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Take an opportunity to go shopping for attire!

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

Angels give God a joke - a box with an earth on a spring inside.

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'