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'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Boy baking a cake.

Sushi Train Set.

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

French bread

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

'Is this fish fresh? Don't ask me, I've only been here two weeks.'

"So that's a three bird roast."

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

Boxer with a pizza

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

"We try to give him a realistic outlook on life."

'Hi, I saw your ad and I'm interested in the entree-level position!'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'