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'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Sushi Train Set.

Boy baking a cake.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

French bread

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"So that's a three bird roast."

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

"You don't have any cooking experience? We should be able to get you a job at a hospital cafeteria."

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"There's something wrong with your dinner."

'Hi, I saw your ad and I'm interested in the entree-level position!'

'Is this fish fresh? Don't ask me, I've only been here two weeks.'

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

Boxer with a pizza

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'I'm sorry I didn't have any chocolate chips, pretend the raisins are shrunken heads.'

"We try to give him a realistic outlook on life."

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'