Aspiring Cricketer Gifts

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Amateur Golfer

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Multisports

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

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