Aspirin Collector Gifts

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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Bottletrees.

Wine of the Day Club

"Your shout!"

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

"To toast!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

First and last day as census taker...

"Wine not?"

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

A Good Year.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"