Aspirin Collector Pillows

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"To toast!"

'Red for me, please.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine

First and last day as census taker...

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Wine not?"

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

A Good Year.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"There's water up here, all right!"

Tree sap drips makes man need the toilet.

Great Moments in Beer

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'