Asmr Enthusiast Gifts

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

ASMR for Quarantine

ASMR Dominatrix

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Robot Office Tasks

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Ark under giant brolly.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

Fishing without a license.