Asmr Lover Gifts

"Honey, play that ASMR video I find soothing - the one where you're wealthy enough to have a coronavirus test administered by a licensed health professional."

"Hello, bubble wrap."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

The next damn Batman.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"Intel inside."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Why are you people following me?'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Happy St Patrick's Day

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34