Asmr Lover Pillows

"Honey, play that ASMR video I find soothing - the one where you're wealthy enough to have a coronavirus test administered by a licensed health professional."

"Hello, bubble wrap."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Artificial hearts.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The next damn Batman.

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"Intel inside."

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

'Why are you people following me?'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Happy St Patrick's Day

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

Institute of Banana Innovation 1898

"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."