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"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

ASMR for Quarantine

ASMR Dominatrix

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Spaghetti Rave"

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Robot Office Tasks

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

No Double Parking

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Noah's lesser known brother.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."