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ASMR for Quarantine

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Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room

"Hello, bubble wrap."

Newt sale

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

The First Commuters

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Happy Birthday

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

"Sign of the times, eh?"

'would you prefer a plane with an armed or unarmed pilot?'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

The iPhone268s

Air Marshal Training. You're supposed to be undercover --- Dress like the other travelers. We'll be cops in plane clothes.

SMARMLOAF

"You can't just go around calling a goose 'silly' nowadays."

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"Honey, play that ASMR video I find soothing - the one where you're wealthy enough to have a coronavirus test administered by a licensed health professional."