Asimov Aficionado Gifts

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Driverless cars rage.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"