Asimov Admirer Gifts

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

I, Robot, Too.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Magic Tricks

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'I'm Bored'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Moses' TV guide.