Russian Tradition Admirer Gifts

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Folk Wedding

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

Nikolay Rerih

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Aleksandr Glazunov

Anna Ahmatova

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

Anton Chekhov

Aleksandr Griboyedov

First Marriage.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Sergey Timofeyevich Aksakov

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."