Russian Tradition Admirer Pillows

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

Nikolay Rerih

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Aleksandr Glazunov

Anna Ahmatova

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Queen reigning.

Anton Chekhov

Aleksandr Blok

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Mikhail Sholokhov

First Marriage.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'