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'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

I, Robot, Too.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Magic Tricks

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'I'm Bored'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Moses' TV guide.

Magician Playing Golf.