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'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Meet the author"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."