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'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Dead Funny

bird interprets modern art

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

How information mingles in our brains

In the art gallery

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Police lineup

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Skinhead guppy.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Children of the Cornhole

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Body Outline on Wall

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

The artist

Caution! School Crossing.

Unnatural Beauty.

"Everything was cool until the pigs showed up."

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'