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'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Free-Floating Anxiety

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Hell: The Airport"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

Psychiatric Clinic. Take a Number. 27. "Take a number"? --- But I have math anxiety.