Artistic Voyeurism Gifts

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Dead Funny

bird interprets modern art

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

In the art gallery

'He's wearing a toupee.'

How information mingles in our brains

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Police lineup

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Skinhead guppy.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Children of the Cornhole

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'I'd guess some sort of God symbol.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Body Outline on Wall

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

Damien Hirst

"Everything was cool until the pigs showed up."

The artist

Unnatural Beauty.

Caution! School Crossing.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'