Artistic Egotist Gifts

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Lord Byron

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

High School Schedule

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

Pierre was full of himself.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Operation Tattoo

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

"Now who's being judgy?"

Steam of Consciousness

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

"The dove must be back."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

Art Guidelines

Bush's Hacker

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"This doesn't leave much room for creativity."

Benjamin Britten.

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.