Egoist Gifts

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Pierre was full of himself.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The great and near-great

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Poser

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.