Egoist Gifts

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

Pierre was full of himself.

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Poser

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."