Artistic Eaters Gifts

'Enjoy?...How?'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

The worm that churned!

Culinary surgery.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

Cooking With Pollock.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Burger stall at an art gallery

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'Quit playing with it.'

Salvador Deli

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Artist and chiken

Adam and Eve and Scott

Funky Chef 1

You still working on that?

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."