Aesthetic Eater Gifts

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Today's special... donuts.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Books / Coffee table books

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Oscar Wilde

La Dame aux Camelias

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'