Aesthetic Seeker Gifts

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Books / Coffee table books

'There's one down there with lots of pretty pale yellow leaves.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Rape of the Lock- The New Star

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

A poet with wings

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Baroque Peacock

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Mr Metrosexual.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I'll take it!'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."