Aesthetic Seeker Prints

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Books / Coffee table books

'There's one down there with lots of pretty pale yellow leaves.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Rape of the Lock- The New Star

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

A poet with wings

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Baroque Peacock

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Mr Metrosexual.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."