Artificial Tree Aficionado Gifts

"I never thought you'd make it back in time, so I bought an artificial."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"It's all artificial you know."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'