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"I never thought you'd make it back in time, so I bought an artificial."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tree house.

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

D.I.Y

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Spring in Japan.

Tree Squirrel

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

No tree hugging.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"It's all artificial you know."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.