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'That was some storm, last night.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Mini Computer

A computer mouse's offspring.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The Three Bears - pocket version

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

Bryant and May match heads

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

'... and the house prices are still going up.'