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Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

Spring in Japan.

Childhood

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'Run Forest, Run!'

'The owner is motivated.'

"Cut me off when I start to sway."

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

Immature Forest

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Two Trees Discuss Politics 'It'd be nice to someday see a tree in the Oval Office. You know, other than as furniture.'

Christmas tree restraining order.

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"