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"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Do you have anything bigger?

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I brought cocoa."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Stop and Birch

Tree Squirrel

Childhood

Spring in Japan.

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Hand pollenate your fruit trees

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"When I was a kid? Well...me and your dad would just head out the back door and pick our tree!" "Wow! Grandpa owned a plastics factory!"

Types of Willow Trees: Weeping, Freaked Out, Post-Nap and Super-Toned.

'The owner is motivated.'

Tree Crash: Tree Care Specialist

Two Trees Discuss Politics 'It'd be nice to someday see a tree in the Oval Office. You know, other than as furniture.'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"It's okay, it only thinks it has Dutch Elm Disease!"

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Immature Forest

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

"Cut me off when I start to sway."