Artificial Amour Gifts

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'That must be my computer date.'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Romances

'Hello - goodbye.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Over there - an island!"

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"I love ice cream with artificial vanilla and a dash of chocolate substitute!"

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

Robot News: best places to work

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

Robots/inspected.