Artificial Paradise Admirer Gifts

"Over there - an island!"

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Moby Dick

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."