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Film snob.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

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This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Please don't go!"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Great Urban Sprawl

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

You know you're getting old when....

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

Butterfly with talons

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

Animal Band radio.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'The mARTyr'

"Nice moat."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Realty Porn