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'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

Ingmar Bergman's Ill-Fated Encounter with Hollywood.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Tree house.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Introducing Piza Island.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Pizza Tower Bridge

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

The Fall from Pisa

Pisa Hut.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Home Sweet Sign