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'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

"Should we watch the movie whose title we can't remember or the one whose title we can't pronounce?"

Ingmar Bergman's Ill-Fated Encounter with Hollywood.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tree house.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Pizza Tower Bridge

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Scientists building a tower

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

The Fall from Pisa