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Great Urban Sprawl

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Baby car seat for a Native American.

Mt. Tushmore

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Old Tortoise

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"I've finally got my head together."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'FQ...?'

Perpetual Motion.

Michelangelo's David

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

"Nice moat."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Chadwick Boseman

'I believe this is one of the original sets'