Artefact Admirer Gifts

Clam attack!!!

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Chinese vase.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Magic Tricks

Joe Biden

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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