Artefact Hunter Gifts

The Very Very Boring Museum.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Win - win

"There's more inside."

First Prize!

Meet the Author

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Antique oriental carpets.

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"You must stop digging up the past."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

The Wonder Of It All

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

Information and Still don't get it.

Hunters in a forest.

Clam attack!!!

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."

'That's the evening paper, sir.'

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Tell earth that we've discovered extraterrestrial life, and judging by their chess skills, they're highly intelligent.'