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Clam attack!!!

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

Chinese vase.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Magic Tricks

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'