Art Therapy Gifts

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

"So you think you might be contriving your narrative?"

Portraits of Anxiety

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Adult colouring books

You left me

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

International Women's Day

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."