Art Teacher Admirer Gifts

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Young Picasso at the Beach

It's a call from Tate modern.

"You're welcome."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Misunderstood artist

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Projectile painting.'