Art Show Attendance T-Shirts

Art Show - "I like this one it's called 'FT up 90'."

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"It's a mobile."

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Private Viewing

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Who's the artist?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I suffer for my art..."

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."