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"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"It's a mobile."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I could do that."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"Who's the artist?"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."