Art Show Visits Prints

Local Art Show

"Well....I could've done this!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"It's a mobile."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"That must be the artist over there."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Instant art

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'You're no Pollock.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I could do that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"Who's the artist?"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."