Art Show Attendance Mugs

Art Show - "I like this one it's called 'FT up 90'."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"It's a mobile."

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Private Viewing

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Instant art

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."