Art Book Collector Gifts

Mondrian art books arranged in the style of his paintings.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He's not a third-rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Paul Klee

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Rare Books

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sue the Author 3PM

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop