Art Auctions Gifts

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

"I remember when it was worth $50,000, instead of $150 million -- it must have gotten a lot better."

Frida Kalo exceeds her husbands record at auction

"Now, which one of you idiots is going to pay a ridiculous amount of money for this garbage?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

E-Baying @ The Moon

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Egyptian Football

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"