Art Auctions Pillows

'Bacon? It's more like squashed sausages!'

"I remember when it was worth $50,000, instead of $150 million -- it must have gotten a lot better."

Frida Kalo exceeds her husbands record at auction

"Now, which one of you idiots is going to pay a ridiculous amount of money for this garbage?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Candle Portraits.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Giant Monster in Bath

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Egyptian Football

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Mouse returns home from work.

Art of Surviving

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"The test results show its frostbite!"